May 2013
cuddlefeyrac:
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
awesomephilia:
When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it
irtis:
ballerinahomicide:
trapghoul:
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
...
“Same-sex spouses, who cannot divide their labor based on preexisting gender...”
– Fantastic, necessary article by Liza Mundy on what gay couples can teach us about healthy, happy marriages as society’s conception of marriage in general continues to evolve.
Even the penguins can attest.
(via explore-blog)
floozys:
i’m really sick of the phrase “find yourself”
you don’t find yourself
you make yourself
you’re a blank canvas
don’t waste your time looking for blank canvases
when you’ve had a paint brush in your hand the whole time
you can be anything you want to be
you don’t need to find yourself
you already have yourself
now paint
azulaang:
older-aang:
theinvisiblemonsters:
abukkitofcelestialintent:
do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games
because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime
if not more
well you’re in luck then
THAT. LAUGH.
Katie Perry was also one those fools too
“When I was a kid, you know I immigrated to the States in 1978, and I’m six years...”
– John Cho (x)
dampsandwich:
vagisodium:
dampsandwich:
im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope youre happy
irtis:
patrick-stump-hand:
pizzaswag:
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
And you can’t even imagine how much I enjoy it.
j4ya:
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
#HE JUST WANTED THE ACORN
kouha-ren:
I love how North Korea declared war against everyone and literally no one gives a fuck.
mytoecold:
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
the-vashta-nerada:
whenever i make a music playlist for my mom i always include the song dance (ass) by big sean in there somewhere and never tell her but one time i was supposed to make a gentle soft piano playlist for her and i included that song in it and my mom is a massage therapist so she took that cd in to play as gentle background zen music while she gave her client a massage and that...
egberts:
viarga:
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
watchtheskytonight:
grantairees:
if you’re ever with a group of people and everyone is arguing loudly about many different things just yell I WILL TAKE IT! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!
I DID THIS DURING OUR LANGUAGE ARTS DEBATE AND MY TEACHER SLOWLY GOT UP FROM THE BACK OF THE ROOM AND WALKED BEHIND HER DESK AND THEN I GOT FREE CANDY FROM MY TEACHER
peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
minigeist:
untilmyheartstopsscreaming:
mishaswhore:
Do you ever fear rejection so much, that you reject yourself for others before they can reject you?
ALL THE FREAKING TIME
that’s actually a personal policy of mine
chefboyardeezie:
banjo-jeff:
chefboyardeezie:
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
“When she died, men in labcoats like angel-wings
spread her, perished,
on a...”
– Beth Lilyan (via ghastlystatue)
coolman229:
Oh my gosh
I just realized
David TENnant
He played the TENth Doctor.
Matt SmELEVENith
He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
infinitylooper:
Something to think about:
The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years. We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago. In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.
This isn’t sustainable.
PSA
misandry-mermaid:
mommy-cuteella:
Disability doesn’t mean “You cannot do X things”. Maybe you can. Maybe you can’t. Maybe you can, weirdly. Maybe you can, and you’re exhausted afterwards. Maybe any combination thereof. This probably won’t be consistent. People aren’t consistent.
IMPORTANT
thewonderlessyears:
thewonderlessyears:
the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help
i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done
wickedlydeeper:
sariandra:
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
Being 30+ on Tumblr
I’ve been waiting for this.
