How do I even begin to explain Lydia? Lydia is flawless. She has a closet full of obscure jumpers and a silver adipose stress toy. I hear her hair is up for The Whoniverse's Next Top Hair Ruffler (against Tennant) . I hear she watches youtube videos. In her room. Her favorite show are Sherlock, Doctor Who, Community, Elementary, The Mindy Project, Scrubs, Gilmore Girls, and Arrested Development. One time, she saw Carey Mulligan in pret-a-manger. And she didn't say anything. One time, I punched her in the face. It was awesome.